My Kingdom for a Horse

Princes William and Harry arrive on horseback to visit a child education center in Lesotho.

A hot photo ruined by douchey woolen caps, a trend that should have died about the time Kurt Cobain did. But the flooring is great.


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Who Wants Chicken?

"Flipping Out" stars Jenni Pulos, the El Pollo Loco chicken, and bitch scream queen real estate flipper (yah, he flips, sure he does) Jeff Lewis at some fucksense called the Annual Grill Master Challenge in L.A. on Wednesday.

I'd prefer to see the grill master, who they dumped for that raggedy-ass weepy chicken.

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Celebrating Gay Pride Month

For all you Lebanese girls out there in Chexyland. Except you, bitch.

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Twitter Fail Whale in Gulf

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The Britneyfication of J.Lo

Yup, that's former Fly Girl Jenny from the Block as she appeared last night at the Apollo Theatre event, looking moderately altered, again, wearing a weave that looks like it's been around the block a few times... near Sunset Blvd.

A good deal of Mrs. Anthony will be 41 in July.

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Hiss of Windsor

Prince Harry and Prince William kibbitz with an African rock python during a visit to Botswana today. I suppose that's what one does when they go to Botswana.

The Princes will also visit Lesotho and South Africa in support of their favorite charities... and then they'll stop in Cape Town to see England vs. Algeria in the World Cup.

The rock python rarely attacks humans, but the species can easily kill an adult by constriction.


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Turban Tuesday: Royals in Nutty Hats, Part 863

The goyals, er, I mean royals, were at it again on Monday with their wacky millinery, as seen most plainly above with plain Princess Anne, the poor dear, whose only benefit of this chapeau is that it hides her unfortunate tresses.

The pomp and pageantry was part of the Order of the Garter.*


Even future Good King Willie looked like some Mardi Gras frat boy. However...


nothing can detract from the regal majesty of Betty Deuce!

*"The Most Noble Order of the Garter is an order of chivalry, or knighthood, originating in medieval England. The Order is dedicated to the image and arms of St. George as England's Patron Saint, and is presently bestowed on recipients from British and other realms; it is the pinnacle of the honours system in the United Kingdom. Membership in the order is limited to the sovereign, the Prince of Wales, and no more than twenty-four members, or Companions; the order also comprises Supernumerary knights and ladies (e.g., members of the British Royal Family and foreign monarchs). Bestowing the honour has been described as one of the Monarch's few remaining truly personal, executive prerogatives." --Wikipedia

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Abnough Already

Preeminent putz and "Jersey Shore" lunchmeathead Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the red carpet last night.

Okay, we get it. You go to the gym and you tan, and you pull up your shirt at every opportunity.

Does this work outside of New Jersey? And if it does, must it?

And Then There Were Three

Previously-gendered actress Candis Cayne...


other-gendered champ of "Ru Paul's Drag Race," Tyra Sanchez...


and Perez Hilton.

Question is... does it matter?

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Paper Tigress

Paper magazine co-founder and society hipster fixture Kim Hastreiter, 58, as seen at last night's CFDA Fashion Awards at Lincoln Center in NYC, where she was an honoree.


According to the NY Times, Kim is scheduled to get her hip fixed.

Just in time.

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Forgotten But Not Gone

That blonde Idol guy.

Him.

At the MTV Movie Awards.

It's Just Swelling

Recovering wisdom tooth patient Lindsay Lohan, 47, as she appeared at the Dana Plato Movie Awards.

Neutral lipstick is unflattering.

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How to Know When Your Hair, Eyebrow and Moustache Dye is Too Dark

NRA member, McCain supporter and avocado farmer Tom Selleck, 65, as seen at the premiere of "Killers" last night in Hollywood.

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American Idol

"Hooray."

Sex and the WTF is on Her Head?

Sarah Jessica Parker and her headdress at last night's London premiere of "Sex and the City 2," and the crab nebula.

So alike, and yet only one is stunningly beautiful.

And the Winner of American Idol Is...

Lee DeWyze. Amazing.

When Porn Stars Age

Well, it's happened. Kim Kardashian has apparently used so much Botox and lip plumper that she's unable to move her face at all, as seen at some Armani event last night in Hollywood. Most of Kim will be 30 in October, and girl is clearly taking it hard, and we know from her film work that she does.

Expect her to appear on next season's "Dancing with the Stars." Oh, wait, nevermind.

Nuke Your Coffee?

Do you like your coffee hot? Approximately 900,000 GE brand 12-cup digital coffee makers are being recalled, per the US Consumer Product Safety Commission and crap vendor Walmart.

The GE coffee maker can overheat, causing fire and burn hazards to consumers.

According to GE's website, they have "provided advanced and sophisticated technology for nuclear energy for over five decades. Four main product lines support this capability: new reactors, nuclear fuel, reactor services and performance services."

They can't make a goddamned coffee maker that doesn't blow up, and they're building nuclear reactors. Swell.

Chexy's Sports Roundup

Australian Richie Porte as seen at the start of some bike race in Italy. The leader wears a pink jersey. The glasses and the helmet just complete the look.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, In the Pink edition.

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Name Fail

San Diego restaurant Pho King. Say it ten times fast.