Lakers Are a Girl's Best Friend

Dyan Cannon, as she appeared after the Lakers win on Thursday, and Carol Channing.

So alike, only one married a gay icon and one is one.

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Who Wants Chicken?

"Flipping Out" stars Jenni Pulos, the El Pollo Loco chicken, and bitch scream queen real estate flipper (yah, he flips, sure he does) Jeff Lewis at some fucksense called the Annual Grill Master Challenge in L.A. on Wednesday.

I'd prefer to see the grill master, who they dumped for that raggedy-ass weepy chicken.

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Celebrating Gay Pride Month

For all you Lebanese girls out there in Chexyland. Except you, bitch.

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J.Lo Still Has It

Jennifer Lopez shows that she's still got it -- at the Four Seasons of Hope Gala at Cipriani in New York City, but to be fair, this shows her at her best angle.

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Burlesque on Carmen

Carmen Electra and a pair of interesting spheres... at the A Time For Heroes Celebrity Picnic sponsored by Disney to benefit the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation.



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And Then There Were Three

Previously-gendered actress Candis Cayne...


other-gendered champ of "Ru Paul's Drag Race," Tyra Sanchez...


and Perez Hilton.

Question is... does it matter?

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Chexy's Sports Roundup

That's Foued Kadir of Algeria in his official FIFA World Cup portrait, looking like he's just seen something interesting on the web.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Lakers Beat the Celtics Last Night edition.

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Betty Deuce: Bug Off

Her Majesty, Betty Deuce, receives the attention of a fly during a day of racing Saturday at Epsom.


An old queen knows what to do with a young fly.

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Ru Pall

Former "High Rollers" hostess Ruta Lee, most of whom turned 74 this past weekend, as seen at the Society of Singers (SOS) annual gala at the Beverly Hilton last night.

Ruta began her Hollywood career as a cashier at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

She and her restaurant exec husband live in the Hollywood Hills home once inhabited by Rita Hayworth and Orson Welles.

For fifty years, Ruta and Debbie Reynolds have staged the annual Thalians Ball, providing help for troubled youth and mental health organizations.

Ruta received a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame in 2006.



If you live in the Fort Worth, Texas area, perhaps you caught her in 2008 as Clairee in a production of Steel Magnolias with Sally Struthers at the Casa Mañana Theatre.

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Dicky Me's

McDonald's has a new ad running in France. I have a tough time believing this is for real, but it apparently is.

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Camilla -- Back to Her Roots

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, exposes her reblonding secrets as she holds a puppy while visiting the Mayhew Animal Home today in London. Note how her hair defies gravity.

No animals were harmed in the making of this photograph.

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Tiger Pulls Out of Players... Championship

Tiger Woods was hitting his seventh hole when he pulled out, saying that he may have a "bulging disk."

Isn't that how he got in all this trouble in the first place?

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Thank you, I'll be here all week!

Where the Wild Thing Is

"Precious" starlet Gabourey Sidibe as she appeared on "The View" couch yesterday (sitting next to she whose name must not be mentioned), and an illustration from Maurice Sendak's "Where the Wild Things Are."


Lovely creatures and one hideous beast.

Slicing

There's no pussyfooting around this... those are vagina cupcakes. I will not call them cuntcakes because that would be vulgar, and you know how I loathe vulgarity. Wouldn't you like to snatch up one of these and give it a lick? Well, not you, but someone. Vulvalicious!

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Party Girls

Jessica Simpson has finally found a way to look thinner!

Yellow!

And doesn't Gabourey Sidibe look gorgeous?!

The girls were among the revelers at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner, where Jay Leno bombed after Obama opened for him.

Nice Chassis

"Precious" actress Gabourey Sidibe at the Broadway opening of "Fences" last night, and a Hummer.

So alike, and yet only one has custom leather upholstery.

Cock-a-Doodle-Do

A giant phallus (relatively speaking) is carried through the streets Sunday during the Kanamara Fertility Festival in Kawasaki, Japan.

It's the biggest dick cheered by crowds since Richard Nixon served as Grand Marshal of the Rose Parade in 1960.

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Heather Mills' Leg is Potential Threat

Britain's most unpopular amputee, former Beatle wife Heather Mills, was stopped at Heathrow Airport when her artificial leg required swabbing for explosives. There were none.

Heather has reportedly blown through the nearly $100 million settlement from her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney.

Adding insult to motorcycle injury, she was denied admission to Heathrow's First Class lounge.

She could sue, but she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

Try the veal.

Camilla -- The Beauty in Repose

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, yields an inscrutable expression while she sits on a throne at Stoke-on-Trent Town Hall as part of their centenary celebration.

Perhaps she is thinking about how she will never be called queen... but instead "Princess Consort" when (and if) Charles ever becomes King.

Although to many, she will be known as something else.

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Chexy's Sports Roundup: Yuko Your Way

Yuko Kavaguti and Alexander Smirnov skate off the ice after competing in the Figure Skating Pairs Free Program at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver.

Yes, that's his little Yuko.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Or Is He Just Not Happy to See You edition.

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