Lindsay Lohan Not Going to Can

People just love to see lesbians in prison. I mean, look at all the hoopla there was when Martha Stewart was sent to the pokey for insider trading.



Now poor little drunk girl Lindsay Lohan has caused her SCRAM anklet to yell "I'm quitting this bitch" a reported five times. What's a gurl to do?



If you're LiLo, you call up a bail bondsman and post $200K to get the man off your back, so to speak, says TMZ.



Then you resume tweeting and shopping as though nothing had ever happened.



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It's Just Swelling

Recovering wisdom tooth patient Lindsay Lohan, 47, as she appeared at the Dana Plato Movie Awards.

Neutral lipstick is unflattering.

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Which is Witch?

Ali Lohan, 16-year-old sister of Lindsay, as she and her eyebrows appeared yesterday at a milkshake shop in West Hollywood, and Wicked Witch portrayer Margaret Hamilton.

So alike, and yet only one has a good sister.