Royal Ascot, Day 3 -- Ladies Day

Princess Anne, the Princess Royal, wore this endlessly hideous dress (I use the term loosely) to Royal Ascot Ladies Day today, looking like the mother of a Mississippi Bat Mitzvah girl, or one of Lady Gaga's handmaidens, or a mascot for Yoo Hoo... (stop me).


Other attendees included Joan Collins in some leftover "Dynasty" shoulderpads...


and Betty Deuce... in her salute to Gay Pride Month! (They don't call her Queen for nothing.)


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Who Wants Chicken?

"Flipping Out" stars Jenni Pulos, the El Pollo Loco chicken, and bitch scream queen real estate flipper (yah, he flips, sure he does) Jeff Lewis at some fucksense called the Annual Grill Master Challenge in L.A. on Wednesday.

I'd prefer to see the grill master, who they dumped for that raggedy-ass weepy chicken.

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Purple Passion

Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe at last night's NAACP Image Awards, and Barney the Dinosaur.

So alike, and yet only one loves me.

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Furry Fun

A kid hugs the Cookie Monster (in blue) at the Garden of Dreams Foundation event to celebrate the temporary renaming of the corner of 31st St. and 8th Ave. in NYC as "Sesame Street," and the live theatrical production of "Sesame Street" opening at Madison Square Garden.

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In the Moo

Basketball widow Khloe Kardashian as seen yesterday at a White House event for the NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers, and Borden mascot Elsie the Cow.

So alike, and yet only one is a real cow.

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Goodbye, Brittany Murphy

The voice of "King of the Hill's" Luanne Platter and her Manger Baby puppets was silenced today when Brittany Murphy, 32, succumbed to cardiac arrest.