Name Fail

San Diego restaurant Pho King. Say it ten times fast.

Larry King Interviews Killer Whale

"I'm sick of being in this fuckin' bathtub," said the killer whale who killed his trainer yesterday. "How many of you jackasses do I have to drown before you let me back in the ocean?"

Never one to miss a scoop, King asked, "Is this a hat?"

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I Will Cut Me!

Shiite Muslim men and boys assault themselves with chains and blades in Kabul, Afghanistan during Ashura -- a 10-day mourning period for Imam Hussein, who was killed in a battle in Iraq in 680 AD.


Self-flagellation... when you care enough to send the very best.

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