Are You Undateable?

"311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex" is now in print.

Here are a few of them.

Celebrating Gay Pride Month

For all you Lebanese girls out there in Chexyland. Except you, bitch.

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Camilla -- Back on Her Feet

Like a vision of loveliness in a world full of horror (and vice versa), the long absent Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, has recovered from her leg fracture and is walking erect once again, just as every blue-blooded man does when she appears. And yes, that's my car parked in the background.

HRH presented the Orange Prize for Fiction at Royal Festival Hall yesterday, looking like a handmaiden from heaven with a short, summery version of her usual blockade hairdo.


Shall I compare thee to a Summer's Eve?

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Remembering Charles Dickens

Charles Dickens, seen here at age 38, died at age 58 on this day in 1870, five years to the day after surviving the Staplehurst train crash.

He is buried in the Poets' Corner of Westminster Abbey.


for Sean and Wendy

Guess My Grampas?

This hotness attended the Independent Filmmaker Project spring gala in NYC yesterday.


That's model and actress Kiera Sunshine Chaplin, 27, granddaughter of Sir Charles Chaplin and Oona O'Neill, and great-granddaughter of Eugene O'Neill.


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Camilla in Wonderland

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, in her Soviet General coat, greets the cast of a bookshop's "Mad Hatter Tea Party" in London. How awkward for her to have to meet the Queen of Hearts -- Diana's nickname!

The duchess also read excerpts from "Alice in Wonderland" to celebrate World Book Day. Awkward.

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Ride a Housewife

Expectant "Skinny Girl" author and "Real NYC Housewife" Bethenny Frankel as seen yesterday in New York, and a 1946 Packard.

So alike, and yet only one has an expanded front end.

Checks Please

Red checkerboard-wrapped Pepperidge Farm treats are photographed near gestating waste of space Bethenny Frankel while she promotes her book Skinnygirl Dish in South Beach.

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