Lakers Are a Girl's Best Friend

Dyan Cannon, as she appeared after the Lakers win on Thursday, and Carol Channing.

So alike, only one married a gay icon and one is one.

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See Monkey 'Do

Designer Valentino as he appeared on arrival to the Taormina Film Festival, and a 3.5" figurine of a Wizard of Oz Flying Monkey.

So alike, and yet only one is wearing a suit designed by Adrian.


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Copper Colossus

The Queen of Soul wore this copper sheath to the Tony Awards... and that's not her bosom, that's the earthly manifestation of infinity.


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Jane Meets Tarzan Yell

Jane Fonda, 72, as she appeared in Paris today to collect a Vermeil Medal for being Jane Fonda, and 77-year-old comedy great Carol Burnett.

So alike, and yet only one can easily put her foot in her mouth.

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The Future is Now

Snooki, on minute 32 of her 15 minutes of fame, as seen at the MTV Movie Awards, and Buddy Hackett.

One is more interesting dead than the other one is alive.

Johnny on the Spot

Inscrutable fop ice skater Johnny Weir, and Judith Anderson as Mrs. Danvers in Hitchcock's "Rebecca."


So alike, and yet only one showed her ass in her reality show this past season.

Sex and the WTF is on Her Head?

Sarah Jessica Parker and her headdress at last night's London premiere of "Sex and the City 2," and the crab nebula.

So alike, and yet only one is stunningly beautiful.

Wild Horses

Mick Jagger ex Jerry Hall (with their daughter, Georgia May Jagger) at the London launch of their new cosmetic line Invisible Zinc... and My Little Pony.


So alike, and yet only one got $25 million for 9 years with Mick.

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Celestial Gaga

Lady Gaga in her granny chic hair and clothing in Paris today... and 93-year-old "All About Eve" star Celeste Holm at an Oscar party in March.

So alike, and yet only one married an opera singer on her 87th birthday.

Lohan is Frank in Court

Party girl Lindsay Lohan, 63, as seen at a court hearing this morning on her DUI mess, and Tim Curry as Frank N. Furter.

So alike, and yet only one is part of an ongoing horror show.

Pretty Babies

Brooke Shields as she appeared at the Drama Desk Awards in New York City on Sunday, and her friend Michael Jackson.

So alike, and yet only one is a living white woman.

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Kate Beckinsale Makes Texas Look Good

Kate Beckinsale as she appeared at amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS benefit gala at the Hotel du Cap in Antibes... and a map of Texas.

So alike, and yet only one is intolerably hot.

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Wunning fow Guvewnow

California Republican gubernatorial candidate wannabe/former eBay CEO Meg Whitman, and an Elmer Fudd mask on the back of an old cereal box.

So alike, and yet only one has been endorsed by Dick Cheney (not for hunting skills).



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Ogre Envy

Vogue Contributing Editor and fashion maven Andre Leon Talley speaking at a breakfast at 21 Club today in NYC, and "Shrek Forever After" star Shrek.

So alike, and yet only one wears clothing fit for a toon.

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Chuck the Dragoon

Prince Charlie, 61, put on his Chaplin drag to visit with some pensioners in his capacity as Colonel-in-Chief of The Royal Dragoon Guards.

Mr. Las Vegas

Wayne Newton as he appeared last night at the 10th Annual Lupus L.A. Orange Ball, and a koala.

So alike, and yet only one is a marsupial. Danke schoen!



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Big Handsome Men

Former dermatology assistant Jason Pfeiffer, who claims he was Michael Jackson's gay lover (left), and that transgender poster boy, Chaz Bono (right).

So alike, and yet only one knows that vertical stripes are slimming.

Rielle Hunter: Yup, I'm John Edwards

In a shocking revelation, Rielle Hunter revealed exclusively to Chexydecimal that she is, in fact, John Edwards.

Ditto That

Singer Beth Ditto as seen last night at the Paper Magazine Beautiful People Party at Hiro Ballroom in NYC, and the Panda from Kung Fu Panda.

So alike, and yet only one is of the giant variety.



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Which is Witch?

Ali Lohan, 16-year-old sister of Lindsay, as she and her eyebrows appeared yesterday at a milkshake shop in West Hollywood, and Wicked Witch portrayer Margaret Hamilton.

So alike, and yet only one has a good sister.