Who Wants Chicken?

"Flipping Out" stars Jenni Pulos, the El Pollo Loco chicken, and bitch scream queen real estate flipper (yah, he flips, sure he does) Jeff Lewis at some fucksense called the Annual Grill Master Challenge in L.A. on Wednesday.

I'd prefer to see the grill master, who they dumped for that raggedy-ass weepy chicken.

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Gabby's Mama Could Get Big Break

The exquisite Gabourey Sidibe has just informed her Facebook followers that her mother, Alicia Tan Ridley, will be appearing on tonight's episode of "America's Got Talent."

Here's a clip from Bossip that shows mama singing in the subway.




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And Now This Dance Interlude

Courtesy of ExtraTV.com, here are some contestants from Oxygen's "Dance Your Ass Off."

Abnough Already

Preeminent putz and "Jersey Shore" lunchmeathead Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the red carpet last night.

Okay, we get it. You go to the gym and you tan, and you pull up your shirt at every opportunity.

Does this work outside of New Jersey? And if it does, must it?

The Future is Now

Snooki, on minute 32 of her 15 minutes of fame, as seen at the MTV Movie Awards, and Buddy Hackett.

One is more interesting dead than the other one is alive.

Chexy's Saturday Matinee

The very young Sassy One... Miss Sarah Vaughan with Perdido.



From a far more innocent time... Woody Allen on "Candid Camera."




Ah, summer. Time for a beer. Thanks, woolydoozer.




June is bustin' out all over. From Rodgers and Hammerstein's "Carousel," 1958.

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Greg Kinnear and Katie Holmes to Play Jack and Jackie

It was announced Wednesday that versatile Greg Kinnear and the lovely independent spirit Katie Holmes will play John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Kennedy (seen above on a 1963 trip to Dallas) in the History Channel’s 2011 eight-hour mini-series, The Kennedys. Joel Surnow, creator of 24, will produce with already controversial scripts from filmmaker Robert Greenwald, who will reportedly limn Jack as the playboy that he was.



Oh, this is going to be wonderful.


Caroline Kennedy has already said she is outraged because JFK will be portrayed as a "sex maniac." And who to play Caroline as a child?


Suri Cruise?! Oh, I hope so!

Who will play JFK's favorite mobster moll girlfriend, Judith Exner?



I vote for Monica Lewinsky! I'm smellin' Emmys!

Shore Thing

Mack Sennett Bathing Beauty Marie Prevost in Laguna Beach in 1916...


and "Jersey Shore" trashlet Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi in Miami Beach in 2010.

That's entertainment.

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Real Dolls

Cultural icon Barbie, as seen at a swimming pool in the '90s, and uncultured icon Heidi Montag as seen at a swimming pool at Aria in Las Vegas this past weekend.

So alike, and yet only one is entirely man-made.

Supermen

Reconstituted Olympian/reality TV stepdad Bruce Jenner as he appeared last night at some restaurant launch in L.A., and former Superman and horse-jumping accident victim Christopher Reeve.

So alike, and yet only one is among the living.

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If It Looks Like a Duck...

TV shlock heiress Tori Spelling, as seen the other day while promoting her reality show "Home Sweet Hollywood," and a duck-billed platypus.

So alike, but only one can locate her prey by detecting electric fields generated by muscular contractions.

What the Pluck?!

Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, resident reality TV douche, and 1930's era superstar Marlene Dietrich.



The eyebrows are a situation.

Khloe Kardashian and Herman Munster

Khloe Kardashian as she appeared at a Three-O Vodka launch at Quo Nightclub in NYC last night, and Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster.

So alike, and yet only one is a real monster.

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Boob Tube Boob's New Boobs to Debut

Surgically revised Christian reality ho Heidi Montag apparently DOES have a thought in her head. And that thought is money. She's headed back to Playboy to fake-show her newly inflated DDD breasteses to the dwindling readership of the magazine, who've abandoned still pic tits for free online porn... which moves. (click pic to further enlarge her already enlarged gazongas)

InTouch is reporting the story, saying she's set to collect a seven-figure sum. And before she's through, she will probably have had seven figures.

Ba-zoink!

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In the Moo

Basketball widow Khloe Kardashian as seen yesterday at a White House event for the NBA champion Los Angeles Lakers, and Borden mascot Elsie the Cow.

So alike, and yet only one is a real cow.

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Checks Please

Red checkerboard-wrapped Pepperidge Farm treats are photographed near gestating waste of space Bethenny Frankel while she promotes her book Skinnygirl Dish in South Beach.

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Chex Presents: Space Patrol!

And now, brought to you by Chex... it's Space Patrol with Commander Buzz Corry!

Real Housewife

You know it's cold in Los Angeles when Khloe Kardashian has sprouted her winter fur... as seen outside of a cupcake place in Beverly Hills.

The makeup also keeps her warm.


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