The Megan in Red

Megan Fox was snapped from one of her better angles... at last night's premiere of Warner Bros.' "Jonah Hex" at the ArcLight Cinerama Dome in Hollywood.

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My Kingdom for a Horse

Princes William and Harry arrive on horseback to visit a child education center in Lesotho.

A hot photo ruined by douchey woolen caps, a trend that should have died about the time Kurt Cobain did. But the flooring is great.


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Jew York

Stacy, aka Goldy Lox.



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Betty Deuce at Ascot

Betty and Phil rode in style at the first day of the Royal Ascot races, where her majesty wore a subdued turquoise bonnet. I wish she would have worn this lady's hat! Fabulous!


And here's English footballer Michael Owen, high-hatting it.


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Chexy's Sports Roundup

Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels demonstrates his fine form in a game last month against some team somewhere.

And the Celtics beat the Lakers last night, and there was drooling. Series tied at 2. Game 5 Sunday at 5 PDT. Dinner at my place.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, especially for Philadelphians. I won't mention that Cup thing.

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Swells

Adorable couple Del Shores ("Sordid Lives") and actor Jason Dottley as they appeared at a pride event at Eleven in WeHo last night, where long pants were worn by nearly all.

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The Burden of Beauty

Defender of Texas (and apparent Chexy fan) Mystique Summers Madison of "Ru Paul's Drag Race" arrives to Logo's 3rd annual "NewNowNext Awards" in Los Angeles. Also there: model and Madonna shtupper Jesus Luz.


Both squeezable.

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Chexy's Sports Roundup

Australian Richie Porte as seen at the start of some bike race in Italy. The leader wears a pink jersey. The glasses and the helmet just complete the look.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, In the Pink edition.

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Happy Birthday, George Clooney

Who doesn't love a nice cool beverage?

George Clooney turns 49 today.

Party Girls

Jessica Simpson has finally found a way to look thinner!

Yellow!

And doesn't Gabourey Sidibe look gorgeous?!

The girls were among the revelers at this weekend's White House Correspondents' Dinner, where Jay Leno bombed after Obama opened for him.

Chexy's Sports Roundup

Members of the Essendon Bombers at a training session in Melbourne on Tuesday. This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Spectator Edition. Photo by Robert Prezioso/Getty Images

Happy Birthday, Queen Margrethe

That's the lovely Queen Margrethe of Denmark, celebrating her 70th birthday (actually on 4/16) a little early... with an intimate dinner in Copenhagen for about 300.

In 2006, her majesty gave a speech urging tolerance, a hospitable attitude toward immigrants, and freedom of speech.


Queen Margrethe and Betty Deuce are both great great granddaughters of Queen Victoria of the UK and King Christian IX of Denmark.

What was served for dessert? Why, assorted danish, of course.

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Betty Deuce -- Cheery TV Star!

Don't you just love her like this?! Betty Deuce busted out her best regal smile at a Windsor Castle reception for the Bloomsbury Qatar Foundation Publishing Project.

She looks like she's stuck in the credits of a corny TV show opening! I love it! Click on this pic for a look at Betty's gold teeth!

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Chexy's Sports Roundup

That's Ivica Olic celebrating a goal during a game in the something or other in Munich. Click the pic for clarification.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup -- Only Eight Weeks Until Memorial Day edition.

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Happy Passover

President Barack Obama, praying at the Western Wall.

Zara in the Rain

That stylish blonde is Zara Phillips, 28, eldest granddaughter of Betty Deuce, seen on day four of the Cheltenham Horse Racing Festival. Her mother is Princess Anne, the Princess Royal.

Zara is in a relationship with rugby player Mike Tindall, who was busted last January for drunk driving.

Zara, an equine physiotherapist, broke a collarbone in a fall from a horse in 2008. The horse broke its neck and had to be put down.

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Renate the Hottie

This hotness is Euro millionairess Renate Hirsch Giacomuzzi, as she appeared at a gala last night in Berlin. You want to see more of her, you say?

Here she is at a ball in January with her young husband, Paul Liam.


Stay tuned for more on this beauty.

Goodbye, Peter Graves

Here's Houston's Klein Forest High School Orchestra with Lalo Schifrin's theme to "Mission Impossible."

Betty Deuce: Purple Derby

Betty Deuce, smiles in all her regal glory as she inspects the barracks at Exeter...


until something gets in her eye.

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George Clooney

... and his beard.