Turban Tuesday

Ethel Merman and her friend Benay Venuta were going out after a peformance of "Gypsy" one evening. Benay went to Ethel's dressing room where she saw Ethel struggling with a turban on her head, pulling locks of hair out from underneath it.

Benay went over to Ethel and said, "Oh, Ethel. That's not how you wear a turban. Let me show you," and tried pushing the strands of Ethel's hair back up under the turban.

Ethel pushed her hands away and said, "Fuck you, Benay! I need a little softness around my face."




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NRA member, McCain supporter and avocado farmer Tom Selleck, 65, as seen at the premiere of "Killers" last night in Hollywood.

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Lambert + Pee-wee =

Mix Adam Lambert and Pee-wee Herman and you get burlesque queen Dita Von Teese, as she appeared at the NRJ Music awards in Cannes on Saturday.

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Chexy's Sunday Funnies

From 1974, here's Divine in a heartwarming Christmas scene from John Waters' "Female Trouble."



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