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Heather Mills' Leg is Potential Threat

Britain's most unpopular amputee, former Beatle wife Heather Mills, was stopped at Heathrow Airport when her artificial leg required swabbing for explosives. There were none.

Heather has reportedly blown through the nearly $100 million settlement from her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney.

Adding insult to motorcycle injury, she was denied admission to Heathrow's First Class lounge.

She could sue, but she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

Try the veal.

Building Up to Oscar Night

Oscar nominee Gabourey Sidibe last night at the 3rd Annual Women in Film Pre-Oscar party in Bel Air, and the building at La Cienega and Melrose in L.A.


So alike, and yet only one houses a mattress store.

Push

Gabourey Sidibe's arm at the NAACP Image Awards where she won Outstanding Actress honors for her work in "Precious," and a beluga whale at the Shedd Aquarium in Chicago.

Both are mammals.

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Khloe Kardashian and Herman Munster

Khloe Kardashian as she appeared at a Three-O Vodka launch at Quo Nightclub in NYC last night, and Fred Gwynne as Herman Munster.

So alike, and yet only one is a real monster.

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Camilla -- Crisis Center

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, gets that crunky look while listening to staff on a visit to Haven Paddington, one of three London Sexual Assault Referral Centres.

Cam opted for her blue upholstered jacket, made from the remnants of a settee at Clarence House... the stuffing is her. She is apparently having her hair done by a new stonecutter. It rocks.

Camilla wears the cheery expression of a royal... in need of a colonic.

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Kim Kardashian: Visit Your Future

No, that's not an age progression of Kim Kardashian, that's singer Ivete Sangalo performing Sunday at carnival in Salvador Brazil. I'm just keeping up with the Kardashian lookalikes. Below is the demure Kim.


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Camilla is Fashionable

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, never misses a chance at a dainty swig of wine while dispatching her royal duties, as seen here during a charity fashion show in London, hosted by actor Rupert Everett. Glug glug!


Her wingbacked hairdont was tamed a bit and sent to the royal sanders for polishing, and liverymen applied some extra mascara (it was an evening affair). She could sell cosmetics for ClumperGirl!

After Cam has loosened up a bit, she looks more like this (click above pic to enlarge).

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Carrie Underwood -- The Last Note

Start watching this clip at 2:23, and you tell me if Hollerin' Carrie Underwood makes the last note of the National Anthem at the Super Bowl.

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On the Money

Former "American Idol" contestant David Archuleta at last night's anti-texting while driving event, and former Fed Chairman Alan Greenspan.

So alike... in about 12 years.

Camilla -- Equine Confusion

She's back!

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, had a momentary lapse while visiting The King's Troop Royal Horse Artillery in London today, when she commented on "the positively lovely mirror."

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Gabourey Sidibe

Rain or dinner?