Betty Deuce at Ascot

Betty and Phil rode in style at the first day of the Royal Ascot races, where her majesty wore a subdued turquoise bonnet. I wish she would have worn this lady's hat! Fabulous!


And here's English footballer Michael Owen, high-hatting it.


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And Now This Dance Interlude

Courtesy of ExtraTV.com, here are some contestants from Oxygen's "Dance Your Ass Off."

The Burden of Beauty

Defender of Texas (and apparent Chexy fan) Mystique Summers Madison of "Ru Paul's Drag Race" arrives to Logo's 3rd annual "NewNowNext Awards" in Los Angeles. Also there: model and Madonna shtupper Jesus Luz.


Both squeezable.

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Chexy's Sports Roundup

That's Foued Kadir of Algeria in his official FIFA World Cup portrait, looking like he's just seen something interesting on the web.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Lakers Beat the Celtics Last Night edition.

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Ricky

Ricky Martin, father of two, as seen last night at the 2010 amfAR New York Inspiration Gala at the New York Public Library, where the "Livin' La Vida Loca" singer was honored for his foundation's philanthropic contributions to the health and welfare of children around the globe.

This was one of Ricky's first appearances since he announced that he's gay.

The evening's festivities were marred by the appearance of designer Thom Browne in this highly unfortunate outfit, which I will call a shmucksedo.


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Happy Birthday, George Clooney

Who doesn't love a nice cool beverage?

George Clooney turns 49 today.

Chexy's Sports Roundup

Members of the Essendon Bombers at a training session in Melbourne on Tuesday. This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Spectator Edition. Photo by Robert Prezioso/Getty Images

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Daniel Vidot of the Raiders celebrates with teammates at the NRL match against the Eels in Sydney.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Ad Space Available edition.

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Betty Deuce -- Cheery TV Star!

Don't you just love her like this?! Betty Deuce busted out her best regal smile at a Windsor Castle reception for the Bloomsbury Qatar Foundation Publishing Project.

She looks like she's stuck in the credits of a corny TV show opening! I love it! Click on this pic for a look at Betty's gold teeth!

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Chexy's Sports Roundup

That's Ivica Olic celebrating a goal during a game in the something or other in Munich. Click the pic for clarification.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup -- Only Eight Weeks Until Memorial Day edition.

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Madson and Neymar during a training session for something in Brazil.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, C'mon edition.


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Danilo Asconeguy (bottom) of Uruguay gets jumped by Ecuador's Deportivo Quito Marcos Pirchio during some match in Montevideo.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, I've Had Days Like This edition.

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Richard Brown of the Western Force gets a lift from his team in a match against the Reds in Perth.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Squeezably Soft edition.

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Tennis player Andy Murray of Great Britain cheers after his winning point against Marin Cilic of Croatia at the Australian Open on Thursday.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, I'm Ready for My Closeup edition.

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Berrick Barnes of the Waratahs sizes up the competition while futzing with his smallish shoes at a training session in Sydney.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Berry Nice edition.

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Jordan Lewis of the Hawks kicks during a training session in Melbourne on Wednesday.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, I Think He's Doing Quite Well edition.

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