Gary Coleman in Coma in Provo Hospital

He survived two kidney transplants and being that close to Nancy Reagan's hair, but it's not looking good for Arnold, who like most of the residents of Utah, is unconscious.

UPDATE: Coleman went to that great sitcom in the sky today. Read his obit here.

Heather Mills' Leg is Potential Threat

Britain's most unpopular amputee, former Beatle wife Heather Mills, was stopped at Heathrow Airport when her artificial leg required swabbing for explosives. There were none.

Heather has reportedly blown through the nearly $100 million settlement from her divorce from Sir Paul McCartney.

Adding insult to motorcycle injury, she was denied admission to Heathrow's First Class lounge.

She could sue, but she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

Try the veal.

Woe is Weave

Miss Whitney Houston gets caught up in her weave during a concert in Sydney.

Critics panned her opening night, and fans walked out during her 50-minute gospel segment.

Chexy's Saturday Matinee

Oh, I'm in the mood for some implosions. Here's most of Old Las Vegas going down.



I'd like to see some more, wouldn't you?



How about 50 more?



Joni Mitchell, from 1970, with "Big Yellow Taxi."

Would You Trust This Woman?

Does this skank-eye look familiar?

That's animal activist and Paul McCartney soaker Heather Mills, attempting a terribly misguided pixie 'do at the National Television Awards at the O2 Arena in London.

Don't stare at this picture too long, I can't be responsible for retinal damage.

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