Lindsay Lohan Not Going to Can

People just love to see lesbians in prison. I mean, look at all the hoopla there was when Martha Stewart was sent to the pokey for insider trading.



Now poor little drunk girl Lindsay Lohan has caused her SCRAM anklet to yell "I'm quitting this bitch" a reported five times. What's a gurl to do?



If you're LiLo, you call up a bail bondsman and post $200K to get the man off your back, so to speak, says TMZ.



Then you resume tweeting and shopping as though nothing had ever happened.



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Lohan is Frank in Court

Party girl Lindsay Lohan, 63, as seen at a court hearing this morning on her DUI mess, and Tim Curry as Frank N. Furter.

So alike, and yet only one is part of an ongoing horror show.

But They're Cousins

Patty Duke at the height of her popularity during "The Patty Duke Show," and yesterday at a promo for her new Social Security ads.


Patty is 63 and was diagnosed with bipolar disorder in 1982. She underwent a single bypass in 2004.

Happy Birthday, Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford was born on this day in 1905. She died in 1977 of a heart attack.


Here's Joan, apparently drunk, being interviewed at an airport in 1968.

Chexy's Sunday Funnies

From 1933's "International House," here's Cab Calloway with "Reefer Man."



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