Betty Deuce in "Hello, Rwanda"

And people say my place is a little busy!

That's Betty Deuce, receiving credentials from the Rwandan High Commissioner (and he'd have to be high to be wearing that!) Ernest Rwamucyo, in her parlor at Buckingham Palace today.

I do hope she accepts them, because they look so fabulous together; like Laura Ashley meets Robert Rauschenberg at Hearst Castle. They look as though they're about to break into song and dance! He's even got a cane!

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Zac Gives Back

Actor Zac Efron and his hair appeared at the St. Jude Children's Hospital's "Estrellas Por La Vida" gala on Tuesday, to help provide plastic surgery to children who will never be as beautiful as he is.

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Kim Kardashian Eaten by Whale

The Twitter whale has just killed Kim Kardashian in Miami.

Kardashian had just tweeted: "Just finished QVC now hoping on a jet to Miami! Shoot tomorrow super early! I need a spray tan when I land and must go see Mason!"

This pic was taken just before the attack, in which the whale grabbed her ponytail and pulled her under.


The whale communicated through tweeters that it could no longer stand her vapidity (that's right, the whale said 'vapidity') and horrible spelling, with words like "hoping" to mean "hopping."

Betty Deuce Meets Annie Lennox

"I really like that "Keep Young and Beautiful" song, my dear."

"Do you think I can get MY hair to look like that?"



Betty Deuce met Annie Lennox at a Buckingham Palace reception in preparation for the visit of the South African president. That's Business Secretary Lord Mandelson in the back.

Here's the 1933 original with Eddy Cantor. See if you can spot the young Lucille Ball in the first closeup.





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Real Gone Places: Club Milwaukean

The enormous Club Milwaukean.

LAPD and DA 'Eff It Up Again

LAPD this morning arrested "Good Times" dad John Amos, apparently mistaking him for Dr. Conrad Murray, in yet another snafu of L.A. justice.


The real Conrad Murray is supposed to be processed today, if the two departments can ever work it out.

Esther Rolle, best known for her role as Florida Evans, died in 1998.

Camilla -- Equine Confusion

She's back!

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, had a momentary lapse while visiting The King's Troop Royal Horse Artillery in London today, when she commented on "the positively lovely mirror."

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