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Stacy, aka Goldy Lox.



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Torah, Torah, Torah

Vogue contributing editor André Leon Talley and Whoopi Goldberg as they appeared at last night's Costume Institute Gala in NYC. Someone told Talley it was a really big Bar Mitzvah. Whoopi picked up some closeouts at Linens n' Things.

Quick, get in the buffet line!

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Goodbye, Leslie Buck

Auschwitz and Buchenwald survivor Leslie Buck, designer of the "Anthora" coffee cup used by nearly every diner in New York City, has died at age 87 at his home on Long Island.

We are not happy.

Happy Birthday, Hitler

Thanks to the genius of Mel Brooks, we have tap-dancing Nazis. Dick Shawn as the Fuhrer.

Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace,
Look out,
Here comes the master race!

Please Don't Write on Christ

Taggers managed to climb the scaffolding on the Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio, and left their mark on the face of Jesus.

Landslides following heavy rains closed the road to the statue, which has been undergoing restoration.

It took nine years to build the 130-ft. sculpture, designed by local engineer Heitor da Silva Costa and sculpted by Paul Landowski. It opened in 1931. The statue was struck by lightning in 2008, damaging the fingers, head, and eyebrows.

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Chexy's Saturday Matinee

Here's one of my favorite bands, Gotan Project, with "Mi Confesion" from their album "Lunatico." I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.



Here's Hungarian singer Csondor Kata with Cole Porter's "Night and Day." I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.

Here's the Trio Lescano from the movie L'Argine. I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.

Here's Bing to wish y'all a Happy Easter. I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.

Happy Passover

President Barack Obama, praying at the Western Wall.

Happy Passover

6.2. Speech by Rabbi Herschel Schacter
Rabbi Herschel Schacter was a U.S. Army chaplain who participated in the liberation
of Buchenwald and aided in the resettlement of Displaced Persons after the
Holocaust. This reading is an excerpt from a speech given at a conference convened
by the United States Holocaust Memorial Council at which eyewitnesses to the
liberation shared their memories. In the excerpt Schacter refers to some of the other
speakers, including Elie Wiesel.

Source: Brewster Chamberlin and Marcia Feldman, eds., The Liberation of the Nazi
Concentration Camps 1945—Eyewitness Accounts of the Liberators (U.S. Holocaust
Memorial Council, 1987), pp. 35–37.

Dear friends, so very very much has been spoken. All of us here, I know, have seen so
much, have read so much, and yet I am convinced that we can't begin to fathom the
enormity of the cataclysm, of the tragedy that struck our people and so many other
peoples of the world.
During the Second World War, I served as a young Army chaplain, perhaps not as young
as Leon Bass or Alan Rose, but not much older than they at that time. I worked my way
across with front-line combat troops through Europe. I was attached to the VIII Corps
Headquarters of the Third Army.
The most unforgettable day of my life is April 11, 1945. I learned from some of the
officers in my unit that early that morning our forward tanks had entered the notorious
concentration camp called Buchenwald, outside of Weimar. I had heard the name before.
My mind's eye conjured up all sorts of images. I quickly ascertained the directions and
drove at high speed to Weimar and then to the camp.
As I drove up to the main gate, I was struck by the large German inscription over the
gate: Arbeit Macht Frei—what a tragic travesty. I drove through the gate into the open
Appellplatz [inspection or roll call area] and there I was in Buchenwald. This was about
4:00 in the afternoon, just hours after the first columns of American tanks drove through
and liberated that dungeon on the face of this earth.
I did not know where to go first. Happily, a young American Army lieutenant recognized
my Jewish chaplain's insignia, and he approached me almost reverently. He urged that I
follow him to see first the crematoria. We've heard descriptions. As I said, we've read,
and we've seen pictures. As long as I shall live, I will never, never forget that gruesome
scene that is indelibly engraved upon my heart and my mind. There simply are no words
in the human vocabulary. Yes, our Polish friend this morning told us how difficult it was
for him to find the words in any language.

I slowly approached the site of the huge ovens from which the smoke was still curling
upward. I could smell the stench of the charred remnants of human flesh. There were
literally hundreds of dead bodies strewn about. Dr. Kelling, you were right, but many of
these bodies were not stacked neatly like cordwood. They were just scattered, waiting to
be shoveled into the furnaces, which were still hot.
I stood riveted to this scene for what seemed like an eternity, tormented within with
searing agony, until I finally tore myself away, my eyes burning from the smoke and,
even more so, from my inner rage. I walked back from the crematoria toward the endless
rows of barracks still dazed by what I had just seen.
I asked the young lieutenant who was there at my side, and who seemed to know his way
around, whether he knew if there were any Jews still alive in this camp. He led me to an
area called the Kleine Lager—the little camp within the larger camp. I hurriedly walked
into one of the dilapidated, filthy, foul-smelling barracks, and there again I was smitten
by an indescribable scene. There on a series of shelves—and again, you've seen the
pictures of the series of shelves—were just raw planks of hardwood. From floor to ceiling
were hundreds upon hundreds of men and very few boys who were strewn over scraggly
straw sacks looking down at me, looking down at me out of dazed eyes. Last night Elie
Wiesel so graphically and movingly described how he perceived our eyes. I remember
their eyes, looking down, looking out of big, big eyes—that's all I saw were eyes—
haunted, crippled, paralyzed with fear. They were emaciated skin and bones, half-crazed,
more dead than alive.
And there I stood and shouted in Yiddish, "Sholem Aleychem, Yiden, yir zent frey!"
"You are free." The more brave among them slowly began to approach me, as was just
described, to touch my Army uniform, to examine the Jewish chaplain's insignia,
incredulously asking me again and again, "Is it true? Is it over?"
Indeed, as Elie Wiesel said, I felt that love, that gratitude, that admiration. I ran from
barracks to barracks throughout the whole area, repeating again and again the declaration,
the scene, the experience. As I moved about, bands of Jews were now following me,
pouring out tales of woe, asking me over and over, "Does the world know what happened
to us? What will now happen? Where will we go from here?"
I stood among them. As I saw these men—brothers, flesh of my flesh, and blood of my
blood—I could not help but think of the old cliché, "There but for the grace of God go I."
Alan [Rose] was so right. If my own father had not caught the boat on time, I would have
been there.
Thus started a period of about two months during which I spent every day in
Buchenwald. I must confess that I paid little attention to the needs of American
servicemen who really, at that time, did not need many of my services. I devoted
myself—what little energies, what little ingenuity, what bit of initiative a young man
could muster—to my new-found flock.
While I could never develop any accurate statistics, my estimate was that there were
approximately 20,000 inmates, from every country in Europe, in Buchenwald at the time
of the liberation, of whom only about 5,000 were Jews.
We know that Buchenwald was primarily built and maintained for the incarceration of
political prisoners and was, therefore, less, less savagely brutal and torturous than the
extermination camps in Poland. There were no gas chambers in Buchenwald, only
crematoria. And the inmates who were then becoming my friends related to me in
harrowing detail how every morning dead bodies were collected in the barracks and in
the work stations and were carried off on wheelbarrows to the crematoria. And this was
the less brutal? How much more gruesome could the other death camps have been?


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Camilla -- Good Lighting, Bad Saints

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, looking appropriate, visits the crypt of the Orthodox Cathedral of Saints Cyril and Methodius in Prague.

This graven image should make it clear to everyone what Charles sees in her.

Cyril, btw, was a Jew-hater, and Methodius was a real pain. But they also created the Glagolitic and Cyrillic alphabets.

This picture of Camilla makes a fine desktop wallpaper (tiled).

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Camilla -- Oy, Such a Shonda Already

Chuck and Camilla continued their Eastern Euro tour today with a stop at the Memorial of the Hungarian Jewish Martyrs in Budapest, a holocaust memorial, where Camilla's frock coat showed what could be done with leftover Buckingham Palace linens.

No Jews died after seeing Camilla.

Except me.

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