Are You Undateable?

"311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex" is now in print.

Here are a few of them.

Goodbye to Gotcha

There's a new buzzword in town... it's "gotcha," which has replaced every form of recognition and acknowledgment of all incoming thoughts, while the person saying "gotcha" verifies that they are bereft of any other analytical thought.



As a public service, here are just a few alternatives to saying "gotcha." Thank you. And goodnight Mr. Safire, wherever you are.

read

follow

get

grasp

see

comprehend

know

understand

understood

realize

empathize

gather

dig

perceive

sense

appreciate

yes

comprende

get the picture

realize

fathom

okay

capish

The Day Has Ended

At the end of the day, please stop saying "at the end of the day." Thank you.