Kamis, 18 Maret 2010

Camilla -- Oy, Such a Shonda Already


Chuck and Camilla continued their Eastern Euro tour today with a stop at the Memorial of the Hungarian Jewish Martyrs in Budapest, a holocaust memorial, where Camilla's frock coat showed what could be done with leftover Buckingham Palace linens.

No Jews died after seeing Camilla.

Except me.


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Rabu, 17 Maret 2010

Happy St. Patrick's Day


Here's Dean Stockwell in a clip from 1948's "The Boy with Green Hair."



for Kevin D. and Janet C.

The Ladies in Red


Aretha Franklin as she appeared at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino last night in Hollywood, Florida, and the Statue of Liberty in a red dress.

So alike, and yet only one weighs 225 tons.

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Betty Deuce -- Pink Encounter


Her Majesty, Betty Deuce, greets fashion designer Zandra Rhodes at a reception for the British clothing industry at Buckingham Palace on Tuesday.

Zandra asked Betty if her color was difficult to keep up.

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Girl Talk


Sally Kellerman and feminist Gloria Steinem at the Women's Reproductive Rights Assistance Project event last night in Beverly Hills, and female icons Rosie the Riveter and Susan B. Anthony.


So alike, and yet just two of them have the advantage of modern cosmetics.

Camilla -- Adorable


Isn't she precious in this pic?! Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, as seen on a visit to Warsaw Castle in Poland.

She's a hit with the Poles.

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Selasa, 16 Maret 2010

Kim Kardashian Eaten by Whale


The Twitter whale has just killed Kim Kardashian in Miami.

Kardashian had just tweeted: "Just finished QVC now hoping on a jet to Miami! Shoot tomorrow super early! I need a spray tan when I land and must go see Mason!"

This pic was taken just before the attack, in which the whale grabbed her ponytail and pulled her under.



The whale communicated through tweeters that it could no longer stand her vapidity (that's right, the whale said 'vapidity') and horrible spelling, with words like "hoping" to mean "hopping."