Betty Deuce Made a Mess

I don't know what's going on with Betty's dress. It looks like she got splashed by some spanakopita at the royal buffet for King Constantine of Greece's 70th birthday party in London. Grease from Greece!

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Just Walk Away, Renée

Renée Zellweger as she appeared last night at the premiere of "My Own Love Song" at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival in NYC, and an ugli fruit.

So alike, and yet only one is pretty.



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Kay Starr with Wheel of Fortune

Oh, I just can't get enough of these Scopitones! Here's Kay Starr in a revised Jackie Kennedy 'do, with soft porn dancers and playing cards and balloons. Isn't that enough? When, oh when will hairdos like this make a comeback?!

Chexy's Saturday Matinee

Here's one of my favorite bands, Gotan Project, with "Mi Confesion" from their album "Lunatico." I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.



Here's Hungarian singer Csondor Kata with Cole Porter's "Night and Day." I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.

Here's the Trio Lescano from the movie L'Argine. I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.

Here's Bing to wish y'all a Happy Easter. I have no idea what's going on here, but I like it.