Hillary Clinton Cloned in China

Chinese geneticists confirmed that they've cloned two identical Hillary Clintons, and put them on display at the Shanghai World Expo on Monday.

An hour later, they were all hungry again.

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Liza with a Zedong

Liza Minnelli at the opening of "Promises, Promises" on Sunday, and an illustration of Chairman Mao.

So alike, and yet only one is Chinese and dead.

Kennedys in Attendance

Among the guests at today's historic Health Bill signing, JFK's daughter, Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg and her son, John "Jack" Bouvier Kennedy Schlossberg, 17.

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Rep. Patrick Kennedy Rips the Press

He was shouting himself hoarse in support of a measure from Rep. Dennis Kucinich, D-Ohio, that would end the war in Afghanistan.

Kennedy, son of Ted, has announced his retirement at the end of the current term. Here's Pat going off on the press. I think he means "fed up" or "fit to be tied" -- but he just says "fit."

Chandler's Watch reports that Kennedy got fired up when a Republican lawmaker said that ending the war would send a message of surrender to the family of a soldier killed in Afghanistan last year.

“Someone — I can’t believe I even heard this — said, ‘Oh, I can’t go to a funeral and tell the parents of someone who just died that they lost their child in vain,’” Kennedy shouted with his eyes closed.

“Somewhere I heard that during the Vietnam War,” he yelled. “So what is it we got to do? We got to double down on a bad policy to protect the honor of those who have already died? I don’t think so.”

“There isn’t a solider in this country who’s laid down their lives for our nation that isn’t a hero. And no one in here disagrees with that. What is shameful is our policy that puts them in harm’s way when they don’t need to be.”

Chexy's Sunday Funnies

"Food Fight" from Stefan Nadelman. "An abridged history of American-centric warfare, from WWII to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict."

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Sci-Fi Meets Poli Sci

"Star Trek" star Sir Patrick Stewart as he appeared on the PBS presentation to the TV Critics Association in Pasadena, Calif. on Wednesday, and Bill Clinton's campaign strategist James Carville, now teaching Political Science at Tulane University.

So alike, that both have appeared on "Family Guy."

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Another Thing to Fix

Can't a guy catch a break?

While on vacation in Hawaii, President Obama took time out from his time out to address the nation's concerns about security lapses in the foiled plot to blow up a jetliner on Christmas.

The CIC said he'd get things fixed right away.

And then he went back to his vacation.

Feel better now?