Reality TV horror Heidi Montag revealed today (on the cover of People, right) that she's been talking to her mirror again, and the mirror told her that she just doesn't look enough like a blonde born-again moron from Orange County ought to look. This required a visit to Dr. Frankenstein for a retooling of the face and boobs of the boob.
She actually started out as an attractively unintelligent girl, then surgimorphed into a Christian centerfold... and now has that delicate jawline preferred by transsexuals, along with the inflated lips and mammaries that will serve her well if she does another one of those "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" type shows that sets her adrift in the middle of the ocean without a boat.
(I can dream, can't I?)
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