Real Gone Places: Milani's

Milani's French Dip... now a Mobil station.

Ride a Housewife

Expectant "Skinny Girl" author and "Real NYC Housewife" Bethenny Frankel as seen yesterday in New York, and a 1946 Packard.

So alike, and yet only one has an expanded front end.

Camilla's Eye Makeup Tutorial

Because so many of you haven't asked, I've decided to bring you this easy tutorial so you too can create Camilla's alluring look. First, get a load of that eyebrow. This can only be achieved by attempting to draw your line with an unsharpened Maybelline pencil and a hangover. Be sure to let your bangs drop over any mistakes.

The mascara is clearly a double coat, with the second applied to the first on the morning after the evening you applied the first. If you click on the pic to enlarge it, you'll see that the effect is dazzling. Any little crumbs of mascara can be smushed together and saved for reuse.

Try this look at home... you'll make your man feel like a prince!

Camilla -- Crisis Center

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, gets that crunky look while listening to staff on a visit to Haven Paddington, one of three London Sexual Assault Referral Centres.

Cam opted for her blue upholstered jacket, made from the remnants of a settee at Clarence House... the stuffing is her. She is apparently having her hair done by a new stonecutter. It rocks.

Camilla wears the cheery expression of a royal... in need of a colonic.

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Real Gone Places: The Cocoanut Grove

The Cocoanut Grove at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles.

Bobby Kennedy was killed in the kitchen there.

Ash Wednesday: Ben's Day

Former Hitler Youth, Pope Benedict XVI, slapped on his beanie, power scarf and red shoes for a trek near the Basilica of St. Sabina in Rome.

Lent begins today, although the Pope did not disclose what he'd be giving up... perhaps he'll quit hating on the gays... until Easter.

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Chexy's Sports Roundup: Johnny Weir

Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir scores a perfect 10 in the Liza Minnelli Freestyle.

This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Love the Gloves edition.