The enormous Club Milwaukean.
The underwhelming costume fetishist Lady Gaga revealed her assets onstage at The Brit Awards on Tuesday in London.
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Yuko Kavaguti and Alexander Smirnov skate off the ice after competing in the Figure Skating Pairs Free Program at the Winter Olympics in Vancouver. Yes, that's his little Yuko. This has been Chexy's Sports Roundup, Or Is He Just Not Happy to See You edition.Photo by Matthew Stockman/Getty Images
Wynonna Judd's divorce became final today. Get in line, boys.
Or perhaps you prefer the more natural version.

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Gabourey Sidibe and an Oscar statue at the Academy Awards Nominee Luncheon at Beverly Hilton Hotel on Monday, and a roll of caution tape. So alike, and yet only one is large and round. Kevin Winter/Getty Images