Chexy's Fashion Report: Hemidemisemiquaver

Susan Sarandon, Demi Moore, Brooke Shields and Marisa Berenson at the Donna Karan Collection Fall 2010 Fashion Show during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week.

Same note.

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Kim Kardashian: Visit Your Future

No, that's not an age progression of Kim Kardashian, that's singer Ivete Sangalo performing Sunday at carnival in Salvador Brazil. I'm just keeping up with the Kardashian lookalikes. Below is the demure Kim.


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Carnival in Brazil

No, that's not your Chexy in Recife, Brazil at the Papangus party celebrating Carnival.


But if I did go, I'd wear something like this.


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Happy Valentine's Day

Here's Nat King Cole with Hoagy Carmichael's "Stardust," lyrics by Mitchell Parish. With love from your Chexy.

Chexy's Saturday Matinee

Here's some folks dancing in skimpy clothing in an Italian ballet tribute to Eleanora Duse.



And now, Tony Bennett and his hairpiece sing "My Funny Valentine."


Here's Gotan Project, live, with La Revancha Del Tango.



And to take us out, here's Herman's Hermits from 1967 in a really wrecked vid, with "There's a Kind of Hush."

A Farewell to Arms

Gabourey Sidibe's arm, and the arm of Charlize Theron, as seen at a luncheon in Beverly Hills.

What's for dinner?

Camilla is Fashionable

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, never misses a chance at a dainty swig of wine while dispatching her royal duties, as seen here during a charity fashion show in London, hosted by actor Rupert Everett. Glug glug!


Her wingbacked hairdont was tamed a bit and sent to the royal sanders for polishing, and liverymen applied some extra mascara (it was an evening affair). She could sell cosmetics for ClumperGirl!

After Cam has loosened up a bit, she looks more like this (click above pic to enlarge).

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